"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

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The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

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OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…


(Source: torritron, via delilahlovejoy)

Troy: “Lots of pucks were shot from that room for sure.”

Narrator: And not all with pinpoint accuracy. 

got the win, boys…got the win (x)




i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck, via synchrostatic)


#MetsWIN and take the series vs the Mariners! #LGM (at Safeco Field)

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via just-named)



the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 


it’s mike wazowski. 


go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

(via studip)


found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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Jennifer Lawrence in Madonna’s party.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader, via k-pop-in-the-tardis)


For those of you still in mourning over Jamie Benn turning another year older, here’s a flash back to Baby Benny circa 2007

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